CSIRO Finds Exciting New Element
Published 08/03/2012 | 
The CSIRO has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the exchange, and no other byproducts are produced.
Julia Gillard Fails the Australian Public yet again.
Published 31/12/2011 | There never seems to be a day that I’m not disappointed by this pathetic Labor Government. I hope you think of your fellow tax payers next time we vote.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Climategate, Part Duh!
Published 24/11/2011 | 
By Alan Caruba
At what point will it finally occur to the pea-brained legion of journalists, academics, alleged scientists, United Nations propagandists, and others still blathering about “global warming” and “climate change” that there is no global warming and that the climate has been changing for the past 4.5 billion years on planet Earth?
It would appear that no amount of the evidence of fraud is sufficient to convince them they have either participated or been taken in by the greatest hoax of the modern era.
Perhaps, though, the latest release of thousands of emails between the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change perpetrators may push them toward a rational conclusion and release the rest of humanity from the penalties and costs imposed by the global warming hoax.
It’s not that the IPCC is not relentless in this ugly business. A report released on November 18 by these reprehensible liars predicted “more extreme weather events.”
Well, duh! There isn’t a day that goes by without an extreme weather event occurring somewhere on the Earth. One might consider the weather at the northern and southern poles extreme. Or the heat of the Earth’s deserts? Then throw in the usual blizzards, floods, and droughts—and you have a non-stop variety of “extreme weather events” to which to point.
To put it another way, the whole hoax was working just fine until the Earth began to cool around 1998. So naturally the IPCC had to (1) change the terminology from global warming to climate change, (2) deny that its “scientists” were lying, and (3) continue the pathetic prediction scheme by pointing to “weather events.”
As reported in The Wall Street Journal, “The scientific link between climate change and extreme weather, however, isn’t uniformly clear, according to the report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, established in 1988 to assist policy makers with climate change.”
That’s right, this whole farce has been going on since 1988. At what point will the “enablers” of global warming accept defeat? Not soon if one considers that the IPCC is laying on another climate conference to be held in Durban, South Africa from November 28 to December 9. It will be the 17th opportunity for these deceivers to gather to wine and dine while taxpayers from the many nations they represent pick up the tab.
Here’s the kicker. “Christina Figueres, executive secretary of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, said “the report also underscored the need for governments to take action to reduce emissions.”
What emissions? Carbon dioxide? A trace gas in the atmosphere (0.038%) that has no effect whatever on climate or weather?
Does anyone grasp how costly all the lies about “emissions” have been and continue to be? The Christmas tree to be erected at the Capitol in Washington, D.C. comes complete with the purchase of so-called “carbon offsets” to pay for its transport 4,200 miles across the country from California. Eighty million tons of “carbon credits” were purchased.
Bear in mind, that tree and all others depend on carbon dioxide in the same way humans and other creatures depend on oxygen! CO2 is vital to the growth of all vegetation on Earth. Without it, we all die.
But what is one Christmas tree compared to an entire nation, Australia, whose government just imposed a carbon-emissions tax on everything? The tax will drive existing heavy industry and other generators of CO2 from the nation that can afford to leave and make those who cannot less competitive with global manufacturers and other businesses. Some business will just shut their doors.
This kind of deception is global. The International Energy Agency announced in early November that “dangerous climate change will be essentially irreversible within little over five years.” The news report concluded saying “The IEA uses conclusions from research collated by the United Nations. Most climate scientists agree with the U.N. conclusions, although recent polls show a growing proportion of the public in many countries is skeptical of climate change.”
No, most climate scientists do not agree with the U.N. data because they know how flawed and frequently fraudulent it is. This kind of casual journalistic reference is a lie, along with all the rest of the global warming and/or climate change data from “official” sources like the IPCC and IEA, et al.
In early November the U.S. Department of Energy published “estimates” of global carbon dioxide emissions for the year 2010. Writing in Forbes, James Taylor of The Heartland Institute, took note that the Department concluded that “emissions rose by 6% from 2009 to 2010. This constitutes the largest rise yet recorded.” And then he added that “global temperatures have not risen during the past decade.”
There is no correlation. Never was.
Whether it is the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the International Energy Agency, the U.S. Departments of Energy, Interior, and the Environmental Protection Agency, all depend on people being too ignorant or indifferent to grasp the truth that everything done in the name of global warming, climate change, or carbon dioxide emissions is a costly, evil deception.
© Alan Caruba, 2011
Advance Australia Fair
Published 16/11/2011 | 
It has been some time since I have written. This is because the last time I wrote, was
because democracy had just had a lance driven into its side. I was moved to write about the death of
democracy, because I was angered by the Julia Gillard led Labor treason. I was upset because a carbon tax that we were
told would never be a part of a government Julia Gillard led, somehow had
become just that.
I can write volumes about Carbon Dioxide. The conflicting
reports. The benefits of carbon dioxide. The possibility and rebuttal of anthropogenic
global warming as a result of carbon dioxide.
It makes for very interesting reading, and is quite enlightening. But I am not going to write about it, because
it’s not the most important issue.
The most important issue to consider on this day, is sovereign
protection. What do I mean by sovereign protection? I mean protecting this
countries sovereignty. Protecting its
long term access to resources for the betterment of this nation, to build this
nation and protect its people. I mean
protecting this countries food security, ensuring that not only this generation,
but all generations to follow have enough food to survive. In order to have enough food to survive, we
need land in which to grow the food, and we need to protect that land from all
threats.
I ask you, seriously stop for a moment, with hand on heart
and think about this country of ours. Consider what it means to be an Australian.
Think about the past, and think of the present and see if you get a shiver down
your spine like I do. Think about this
government, the lies and the mistakes and wasted billions of dollars, and then
think about what could have really been done with that money.
Do you remember a time when there were no childproof lids? Where
you would leave home in the morning and get home when the street lights came
on? Where you were out of reach all day and no one worried what had happened to
you because they knew you were playing and enjoying your childhood? Where we had friends, real friends, that we
could go to there house and knock and there door to see if they were home? Where
we fell out of trees, got splinters from fences, grazes from falling off bikes,
broken bones from stupid accidents and no one got sued? Because it was just
part of life. Where we could have a disagreement, punch each other till we were
black and blue, and be best friends the next day and the police never got
called? And where when we were stupid enough to do a crime, our parents didn’t
bail us out, shield us or protect us, but told us to learn a lesson from it and
become better people.
Australians only one or two generations ago were free to be
and do anything they wanted. We had real
freedom with minimal government intrusion. We were free to take risks, and
responsible for our failures. We were
rewarded for success and frowned upon for mediocrity. We knew what place in the class we came at
exam time, and we failed if we didn’t study. Failure was important because it
meant that we were able to learn from it, unlike today where no one fails. We produced some of the greatest thinkers,
inventors and business men, and they didn’t seek fame or reward at the expense
of others. They expected their just dues, and gave back to the community with
open hearts and deep pockets.
Today is different.
Today we have government that interferes in every aspect of our lives.
No longer is the land we own ours from the depths of the core to the heavens
above. Now planes can fly through our
air space, miners can dig up the land underneath us; mineral explorers can
enter our lands and drill for samples.
No longer can we build a house that we want, because it has to be a
certain size, colour, shape, height, made from particular materials, that is environmentally
friendly, energy efficient, water conserving, power conserving. No longer can we protect our property without
fear of criminal prosecution. No longer can we farm the land without fear of
being poisoned by miners. No longer can we utilise the water to irrigate our
crops. No longer can we clear trees to make more food producing land.
We no longer have time to just live. We no longer work
standard working shifts or weeks. We spend 10 to 18 hours just trying to get to
and from work. We work overtime for free, because it’s just expected. We have less time with our families. We no
longer know our neighbours. We no longer fill the volunteer clubs like Lions or
Rotary like we used to. We no longer help paint an elderly person’s home, or
clean their gardens for them because we are scared of being sued. We no longer
have male teachers in primary schools, and barely enough in high schools
because they fear the threat of being accused of sexual misconduct. We spend our money paying income tax,
compulsory superannuation, Medicare levies, fuel tax, Goods and Services Tax,
high water bills, higher and higher electricity bills, unreasonable petrol
rates and the highest prices on food anywhere in the world. It is hard to
understand why we put up with this nonsense.
It is hard to understand how we are apathetic to this slow deterioration
of our nation, the insipid decaying of our society.
As Peter Finch once said in the motion picture ‘Network’ “we’re
as mad as hell, and we’re not going to take this anymore”. I hope you’re as mad
as hell, because I know that I am and I’m not going to take it anymore. I am sick to the stomach with watching the
people of this great nation get slowly fried by incompetent and downright deceitful
government. I can’t stand the waste of
money. The slow but effective destruction of our ability to produce food, to
make arms, to defend this country. The
terrorism from within is a far greater threat than the outside terrorists, and
what do we do about it?
Well I’m as made as hell, and I’m not going to take it
anymore. I have written to politicians
to try and get some sense of things, and it seems to fall on deaf ears. I have
written to the Governor-General and still await a reply. I am but one voice in this fight. It is time to get off your backsides and make
a difference to this nation. It is time to start writing letters. Start having
rallies. Start getting involved in the things that matter to this country. It is time that we each and every one of us,
took responsibility for the direction this country is headed and said ‘I’m as
mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore.
If you do nothing, nothing will change. If you at least do
just one thing, at least change will begin.
I implore you to do that something and make a change. For God only knows
what will happen if you let this country slip further down this greasy Labor – Green
hill.
We are young and proud, and renowned through all the lands,
lets keep it that way, lets Advance Australia Fair.
QANTAS gets grounded. Gillard now says she’ll step in … bit late..
Published 29/10/2011 | 
Well if you have just read the paper like me, the QANTAS CEO has just grounded the entire fleet of planes in response to the ongoing union thuggery. The core of this issue is not a pay dispute between workers and management at QANTAS. What it is a stealth attempt at more wealth distribution under the guise of piss poor policy with an distinctive taste of communism with more of this to come as the union thugs roll out their campaign nationally with other companies over the coming months.
When will the stupid Gillard government understand that a company will only exist if it makes a profit, and unlike the communist Gillard government you just cant tax or levy more money from the Australian public when your account balance is down.
When will this stupid government realise it does not run everything everywhere, although we are heading head first into this type of situation at a great rate of knots through its continuous legislation changes. QANTAS is a no longer a government run money losing business that has no fear of going broke because the stupid Australian tax payer will keep forking money out hand over fist to keep it afloat. It along with most real businesses big and small have to run with positive balance sheets, something the Gillard goverment or for that matter Labor goverments have no ability to understand or achieve.
The unionised workers will come to the final realisation one way or another that they are behaving like ticks covering a horse and some point they need to stop sucking or the horse will die. The sad part is past events prove the collective intelligence of these workers will be their own down fall. Just go and ask the previous Ansett crew how life’s treating them.
This can only be stopped with the removal of the “fair work Australia” fiasco the Gillard government installed itself under pressure from her union mates. So instead of worrying about what a few hundred problem gamblers are doing with their money fix this country before we all work for the Australian government on the dole. Because Ill say it again no workers are needed if the company can not be sustainable. If the vast majority of the Australian public want cheap airfares then QANTAS needs to provide them or go broke, this is preschool maths.
Finally no worker is “entitled” to job security as the union thugs want, if your a valued or needed employee you can bet your house you will be looked after. If your a bludger just intent on causing disruptions you deserve what’s coming. Besides most workers that have half a brain in this country (and I’m glad to so its most of us) if we don’t like the way the company is run or you don’t like the pay .. here is a tip CHANGE JOBS.
Don’t believe me, think your entitled to something for nothing ? Go and ask Kevin Rudd how it worked out for him.
Democracy is dead 12-10-2011
Published 16/10/2011 | 
No matter whether you are Labor or Liberal, whether you live in the city or work the land, today we should all be saddened as democracy burns and this nation takes its first steps on a journey toward great loss.
Today is a day of betrayal, a day of national disgrace, a day to be marked as significant in time as the rise of Hitler. A day where our founding fathers would be turning in their graves.
This Parliament, this Julia Gillard lead government of half witted narrow minded Bob Brown appeasing drones should hang their heads in shame. The polls are clear on the issue of carbon tax, the people don’t want it!
Members of parliament are elected to represent the needs and concerns of the people. They are elected by the people, for the people, and the people simply don’t want this carbon tax.
Tony Windsor’s electorate of New England by a majority of almost 90% don’t want the carbon tax. In Rob Oakshott’s electorate of Lynne, 87% don’t want the carbon tax. Did these independent parliamentarians vote for the people and say no to the carbon tax? No! Instead they said yes and gave unwavering support to Julia Gillard’s carbon tax.
Polls indicate that around 85% of the population nationally don’t want the carbon tax, and did the Labor politicians represent these people’s wishes in parliament? No! Not one Labour politician had the backbone to cross the floor and win the admiration of 85% of the population, the majority of people, and do what they wanted.
Australian Greens leader Bob Brown, with his evil grin stands proud and proclaims that his party could take ‘a great deal of credit for the carbon pricing package’. This is the clearest evidence that the government is running to please the Greens and not to represent the needs and concerns of the people.
This twisted individual who relies on biased and scrupulous science to justify his belief in carbon pricing is so blinded by his own megalomania that he believes that ‘the Australian people in the main, want this reform and value it’. I am no genius at mathematics, but even I know that 15% of the population doesn’t make ‘people in the main’. Conventional wisdom would say that 15% is a minority view.
So the heavy burden of democracy has been ignored, the will of the people refused, and our international competitiveness destroyed. For what? To reduce carbon pollution?
Carbon dioxide makes up less than 0.04% of the air. Humans produce 3% of the earth’s carbon dioxide, with nature pouring out 97%. Mother Nature uses this precious Carbon Dioxide to produce life, to grow trees, plants and grass. Carbon dioxide is a natural trace gas that is essential for all life on earth.
It is therefore incomprehensible to believe that a carbon tax has been introduced to curb pollution, or to prevent temperatures rising on earth. Carbon dioxide doesn’t increase temperature; it is the temperature that triggers Mother Nature’s response to release carbon dioxide.
This carbon tax is a tax on the air that we breathe, and a tax on the very building blocks of nature. This carbon tax does nothing to support Australian business and nothing to make life easier for ordinary Australian’s.
Today is surely this nation’s darkest political day, a day that will be remembered not for its vision, but for its damage to democracy and to this nation and its people.
Whilst this Julia Gillard Labor Government run by the Greens is in power, we will not see the greatest threats to this nation like poverty, sovereignty and equality tackled. Instead we will see poverty increase, our borders unprotected, our reserves pillared, our agricultural land rapped, our resources squandered, divisions deepen and our ability to enjoy freedom slowly decay, until we can no longer be a productive nation.
Whitlam may have said “God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor-General”, but in this era, nothing will save the Labor Party. Today marks the final nail in the coffin for the Australian Labor Party, an unsurpassed moment that heralds the justifiable annihilation of a party that was formed to represent the needs of ordinary Australians. The ghost gum tree of knowledge is burning, and hopefully sooner rather than later the Labor Party will be nothing but ashes, so that this nation can once again rebuild from the damage that Labor has inflicted upon it.
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